Tuesday, October 31, 2006
This Could be Heaven or This Could be Hell...
Fabs
As we mentioned last week...
As we mentioned last week...
Thank God, Someone Was Listening
From Today's imdb.com Movie & TV News: 'Studio 60' To Fade Out, Says Report
NBC is about to cancel Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, one of the most hyped shows of the fall season, FoxNews.com columnist Roger Friedman reported Sunday, citing unnamed insiders. Although the network announced last week that it had ordered three additional scripts, and top executives continued to praise the quality of the show, cast members have reportedly told friends that cancellation is imminent, the cable news network said. Ratings for the show, from producer-writer Aaron Sorkin, continue to slide, with last week's audience tallied at 7.7 million versus 17.5 million for CBS's CSI: Miami in the same time period. Fox said that the show will likely be replaced with a reality series or game show.
From Today's imdb.com Movie & TV News: 'Studio 60' To Fade Out, Says Report
NBC is about to cancel Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, one of the most hyped shows of the fall season, FoxNews.com columnist Roger Friedman reported Sunday, citing unnamed insiders. Although the network announced last week that it had ordered three additional scripts, and top executives continued to praise the quality of the show, cast members have reportedly told friends that cancellation is imminent, the cable news network said. Ratings for the show, from producer-writer Aaron Sorkin, continue to slide, with last week's audience tallied at 7.7 million versus 17.5 million for CBS's CSI: Miami in the same time period. Fox said that the show will likely be replaced with a reality series or game show.
Friday, October 27, 2006
A Little Thin 
Great Weight
Runnin' A Marathon!
Workin' Out
Bride of Harpo
Fat O :-(
Curly
Calvins
Thursday, October 26, 2006
How a Legitimate Work Email Quickly Escalated Out of Control and Inadvertently Helped to Plan Keith's Wedding
From Keith to Team:
Hi everyone, If you ever need anything from the first aid kit, it has been relocated from Sunil's cubicle into mine. Just look for the sign I've posted on the outside of my upper shelf. Please feel free to help yourself as it will always be accessible. Regards, Keith
From Gillian to Team:
I have a first aid kit at my desk too. Mine's up on the top of the upper cabinets. Gillian
From Betty to Team:
Which is the one with methadone?
From Keith to Betty, Gillian:
Why, does someone in our group need it to fight their narcotic addiction? Keith
From Betty to Keith, Gillian:
It just provides a smooth and low-key high.
From Keith to Betty, Gillian:
I can think of something else that starts with the letter "m"
From Betty to Keith, Gillian:
I don't smoke.
From Keith to Betty, Gillian:
I was actually thinking of margarine.
From Betty to Keith, Gillian:
M'oh!
From Gillian to Keith, Betty:
It's so smooth, you Can't Believe it's not Butter! And then a seagull hits you in the face while you're on a roller coaster, a la Fabio.
From Betty to Gillian, Keith:
That would constitute "My Perfect Day": Smoking a big fatty of margarine and then getting funky with Fabio on a roller coaster and the impending bird accident... so nice...
From Keith to Betty, Gillian:
Wow! You guys just planned my wedding day for me.
From Gillian to Keith, Betty:
Cost of Keith's wedding day:
Tub of Margarine: $2.99
Rolling Papers: $3
Roller Coaster Ride: $5
Rent Fabio for a day: $10 (rough estimate)
Seagull: Free
Cost: $20.99
Memories: Priceless.
From Keith to Team:
Hi everyone, If you ever need anything from the first aid kit, it has been relocated from Sunil's cubicle into mine. Just look for the sign I've posted on the outside of my upper shelf. Please feel free to help yourself as it will always be accessible. Regards, Keith
From Gillian to Team:
I have a first aid kit at my desk too. Mine's up on the top of the upper cabinets. Gillian
From Betty to Team:
Which is the one with methadone?
From Keith to Betty, Gillian:
Why, does someone in our group need it to fight their narcotic addiction? Keith
From Betty to Keith, Gillian:
It just provides a smooth and low-key high.
From Keith to Betty, Gillian:
I can think of something else that starts with the letter "m"
From Betty to Keith, Gillian:
I don't smoke.
From Keith to Betty, Gillian:
I was actually thinking of margarine.
From Betty to Keith, Gillian:
M'oh!
From Gillian to Keith, Betty:
It's so smooth, you Can't Believe it's not Butter! And then a seagull hits you in the face while you're on a roller coaster, a la Fabio.
From Betty to Gillian, Keith:
That would constitute "My Perfect Day": Smoking a big fatty of margarine and then getting funky with Fabio on a roller coaster and the impending bird accident... so nice...
From Keith to Betty, Gillian:
Wow! You guys just planned my wedding day for me.
From Gillian to Keith, Betty:
Cost of Keith's wedding day:
Tub of Margarine: $2.99
Rolling Papers: $3
Roller Coaster Ride: $5
Rent Fabio for a day: $10 (rough estimate)
Seagull: Free
Cost: $20.99
Memories: Priceless.
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
She's Every Woman, Or, Fat Oprah, Thin Oprah
(DISCLAIMER: I don't even watch Oprah, I swear to god! I work all day in an office and I don't tivo her (she's on at 4pm here). I don't watch! And yet she is so awesomely pervasive in our culture that I know all about her. ALL ABOUT HER!)
We've seen Oprah start out fat, then get really skinny (sneakily wore her old Calvins under some sort of velcro'd dress), then puff out, then get sort of thin, then get somewhat fat, then turn very thin again (marathon phase I think), stayed thin for a while, and now, again, somewhat (?) curvy and great, but probably the TV camera is not her friend (she is probably only a 12 at the mo). I am sure that there are Oprah experts out there who can chart (by date / show season) all the sine waves of Oprah's weight fluctuation since her show started (cuz I only really have a vague idea).
And hair! So many styles. My hands down favourite was the somewhat Bride of Frankenstein-ish, wavy-wavy standing up straight 'do, like around 1989... But it's been long and straightened for ages. I hope you will not take offense when I say she wears her hair "white", even though some days it's really curly, but I can tell it's like when I let my hair go curly.
And clothes! We've gone from brightly-coloured power suits with gigando shoulder pads to... I don't know because I wasn't paying attention for about a decade, to now when she always wears smart pants and jersey-type tops, and always-always either hot shoes or boots (nothing that costs under $800 from the looks of it).
And the show themes! From a somewhat softer Jerry Springer format to Nate Berkus, flower arranging, favourite things, book club, saving Katrina victims to finding your spirit, couch jumping and Malawian orphans...
What cracks me up nowadays is the whole Oprah-Gayle may be MORE THAN JUST FRIENDS thing. Whatever, it's such a yawn. Even if it were true, it's just so... not... interesting.
But back to Fat Oprah, Thin Oprah. You would think that someone who has so much influence, power, money, resources, and sheer will would be able to find some sort of permanent solution to her self-professed addiction to food and weight fluctuation. You would think that she would or could pay someone, and they're only job would be to "not let Oprah eat cheeseburgers and fries". She has had (and probably still has) personal chefs and trainers. What more could it take??? She probably isn't into the Fat Acceptance movement because so many of her shows deal with losing / maintaining weight and staying healthy. Even her fashion-y shows that focus on makeovers or clothes always showcase things that make you look like you've lost weight (i.e., the jeans or bras episodes).
Fat Oprah. Thin Oprah. Even Middle Ground Oprah. It's a mystery.
(DISCLAIMER: I don't even watch Oprah, I swear to god! I work all day in an office and I don't tivo her (she's on at 4pm here). I don't watch! And yet she is so awesomely pervasive in our culture that I know all about her. ALL ABOUT HER!)
We've seen Oprah start out fat, then get really skinny (sneakily wore her old Calvins under some sort of velcro'd dress), then puff out, then get sort of thin, then get somewhat fat, then turn very thin again (marathon phase I think), stayed thin for a while, and now, again, somewhat (?) curvy and great, but probably the TV camera is not her friend (she is probably only a 12 at the mo). I am sure that there are Oprah experts out there who can chart (by date / show season) all the sine waves of Oprah's weight fluctuation since her show started (cuz I only really have a vague idea).
And hair! So many styles. My hands down favourite was the somewhat Bride of Frankenstein-ish, wavy-wavy standing up straight 'do, like around 1989... But it's been long and straightened for ages. I hope you will not take offense when I say she wears her hair "white", even though some days it's really curly, but I can tell it's like when I let my hair go curly.
And clothes! We've gone from brightly-coloured power suits with gigando shoulder pads to... I don't know because I wasn't paying attention for about a decade, to now when she always wears smart pants and jersey-type tops, and always-always either hot shoes or boots (nothing that costs under $800 from the looks of it).
And the show themes! From a somewhat softer Jerry Springer format to Nate Berkus, flower arranging, favourite things, book club, saving Katrina victims to finding your spirit, couch jumping and Malawian orphans...
What cracks me up nowadays is the whole Oprah-Gayle may be MORE THAN JUST FRIENDS thing. Whatever, it's such a yawn. Even if it were true, it's just so... not... interesting.
But back to Fat Oprah, Thin Oprah. You would think that someone who has so much influence, power, money, resources, and sheer will would be able to find some sort of permanent solution to her self-professed addiction to food and weight fluctuation. You would think that she would or could pay someone, and they're only job would be to "not let Oprah eat cheeseburgers and fries". She has had (and probably still has) personal chefs and trainers. What more could it take??? She probably isn't into the Fat Acceptance movement because so many of her shows deal with losing / maintaining weight and staying healthy. Even her fashion-y shows that focus on makeovers or clothes always showcase things that make you look like you've lost weight (i.e., the jeans or bras episodes).
Fat Oprah. Thin Oprah. Even Middle Ground Oprah. It's a mystery.
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Great Essay About Being an Actor in LA - From an Actor I Love
Jenna Fischer is one of my favourites though I only know her from The Office. She writes so well and has a cute and funny MySpace that is actually worth visiting (though in general I think MySpace is whack, bloated and generally a confusing place). In July 2006 she wrote an essay giving actor advice. It's so good. SO GOOD.
Jenna Fischer is one of my favourites though I only know her from The Office. She writes so well and has a cute and funny MySpace that is actually worth visiting (though in general I think MySpace is whack, bloated and generally a confusing place). In July 2006 she wrote an essay giving actor advice. It's so good. SO GOOD.
Used Books
Lee writes: Hi Friends. I have a bunch of books I want to get rid of... Last time I sold a bunch at one of those used book stores by World's Biggest Bookstore - so I'm going to try that again (there's a lot they wouldn't take though)...but I just wanted to ask if any of you guys know of any other good places that might buy used books? I'm planning on going this Saturday. Any help would be greatly appreciated! Thanks!
I write: I have sold books many, many times. Let me tell you, it is easier to just dump them at Goodwill. I once went to a place on Yonge Street near Wellesley on the west side. The scuzzball dude there gave me about $2 / box and didn’t even open the boxes. They could’ve been cookbooks or used porn or newborn kittens for all he cared. There is also a used bookstore near us called Riverside and the guy there is a total dolt. He will look at lovely first run hardcover books signed by the author, purchased for $35 / $40 and offer you 0.60 cents each and tell you that he’s overrun with these types of requests and act like he’s doing the world a huge favour when really his store sucks big fat donkey dick. It’s got me so down I’ve STOPPED BUYING BOOKS because I hate moving them and the pain of trying to sell them to a-holes is too much to bear (bare?). I now only ever buy books rarely and mostly just bum them off others and those I do own I give away gladly to friends who profess to need a good read. Reading and sharing books should be FREE, um, like the library except I would never be caught dead in there with the 8-year-olds and the street people. It’s weird, since I’ve stopped bleeding money to books Nick has started buying books IN EARNEST. He buys very specific types – war science fiction and alternate history, or sometimes a combo of all of that. So a typical book that Nick would buy is like a super-thick paperback with lurid cover art. Inside is a sweeping tale of how during WWII the earth was suddenly invaded by a powerful species of insects who side with the Germans and then conduct experiments on people and make them have sex with each other in cages. Oh, and the insects are having a hard time adjusting to the cold Russian winters. I WISH I WAS JOKING.
Lee writes: Hi Friends. I have a bunch of books I want to get rid of... Last time I sold a bunch at one of those used book stores by World's Biggest Bookstore - so I'm going to try that again (there's a lot they wouldn't take though)...but I just wanted to ask if any of you guys know of any other good places that might buy used books? I'm planning on going this Saturday. Any help would be greatly appreciated! Thanks!
I write: I have sold books many, many times. Let me tell you, it is easier to just dump them at Goodwill. I once went to a place on Yonge Street near Wellesley on the west side. The scuzzball dude there gave me about $2 / box and didn’t even open the boxes. They could’ve been cookbooks or used porn or newborn kittens for all he cared. There is also a used bookstore near us called Riverside and the guy there is a total dolt. He will look at lovely first run hardcover books signed by the author, purchased for $35 / $40 and offer you 0.60 cents each and tell you that he’s overrun with these types of requests and act like he’s doing the world a huge favour when really his store sucks big fat donkey dick. It’s got me so down I’ve STOPPED BUYING BOOKS because I hate moving them and the pain of trying to sell them to a-holes is too much to bear (bare?). I now only ever buy books rarely and mostly just bum them off others and those I do own I give away gladly to friends who profess to need a good read. Reading and sharing books should be FREE, um, like the library except I would never be caught dead in there with the 8-year-olds and the street people. It’s weird, since I’ve stopped bleeding money to books Nick has started buying books IN EARNEST. He buys very specific types – war science fiction and alternate history, or sometimes a combo of all of that. So a typical book that Nick would buy is like a super-thick paperback with lurid cover art. Inside is a sweeping tale of how during WWII the earth was suddenly invaded by a powerful species of insects who side with the Germans and then conduct experiments on people and make them have sex with each other in cages. Oh, and the insects are having a hard time adjusting to the cold Russian winters. I WISH I WAS JOKING.
Friday, October 20, 2006
Walking The Dog, Limehouse Trail
Thursday, October 19, 2006
Maybe Page Six Should "Chill" With The "Quotation Marks"
October 19, 2006 -- JENNIFER Aniston went on "Oprah" to tell the world she and Vince Vaughn are still together. We apologize to Vaughn for reporting on Oct. 11 that the "The Wedding Crashers" star had been photographed "making out" with a "mystery blonde" at a party in London. The item, first reported in the London Sun, was incorrect. We're advised Vaughn was merely greeting a friend at the event and not kissing her "passionately." Any suggestion that the actor was being unfaithful to Aniston is totally false.
October 19, 2006 -- JENNIFER Aniston went on "Oprah" to tell the world she and Vince Vaughn are still together. We apologize to Vaughn for reporting on Oct. 11 that the "The Wedding Crashers" star had been photographed "making out" with a "mystery blonde" at a party in London. The item, first reported in the London Sun, was incorrect. We're advised Vaughn was merely greeting a friend at the event and not kissing her "passionately." Any suggestion that the actor was being unfaithful to Aniston is totally false.
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Free Hugs in KOREA
So Awesome
So Awesome
Free Hugs
This video made me laugh but also brought tears to my eyes. Something about the good Korean people approaching the hug man with uncertainty and giggles, and then after they do hug him, departing with a shy bow. So sweet...
This video made me laugh but also brought tears to my eyes. Something about the good Korean people approaching the hug man with uncertainty and giggles, and then after they do hug him, departing with a shy bow. So sweet...
Fuck That Show Within a Show
Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip must die. I was never really a fan of The West Wing and certain people tell me that it feels and reads the same. I simply don't care about these characters at all (c'mon, "Harry"? The hell?). AND THE SKITS AREN'T FUNNY! Has it been picked up? 30 Rock on the other hand is pretty funny. I have only seen it once... but Tracey Morgan was hilarious. Maybe it'll stick around. How is it these exist on the same network?
I bring you these compelling thoughts in the week when we had to learn the word "Malawian".
Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip must die. I was never really a fan of The West Wing and certain people tell me that it feels and reads the same. I simply don't care about these characters at all (c'mon, "Harry"? The hell?). AND THE SKITS AREN'T FUNNY! Has it been picked up? 30 Rock on the other hand is pretty funny. I have only seen it once... but Tracey Morgan was hilarious. Maybe it'll stick around. How is it these exist on the same network?
I bring you these compelling thoughts in the week when we had to learn the word "Malawian".
Monday, October 16, 2006
Limehouse
Finally, after apparently 3 years of talking about it, we went to Limehouse. Here's a little history. Stuff about the kilns, which are now in ruins.
The reason I wanted to go initially was because I think I heard an interview about it on CBC Radio 1 (very early one morning on Fresh Air most likely). The announcer was actually in the field walking around with a guide and it sounded like magic. They talked about the escarpment and The Bruce Trail and the kiln ruins. Ever since then I've been wanting to find the place and walk around with the dog.
More fun to me than the kilns was the 2.8 km hiking loop which is easy and very pretty. You walk down into the valley along Black Creek (following the blue trail markers) and then up to the "Hole in the Wall" (scroll down to Toronto Bruce Trail Association section) which is a series of enormous cracks in the earth that you may scramble in and out of. Some holes have ladders, some you must descend and scale yourself. Coming back you follow the white trail markers.
Next up, The Cheltenham Badlands? The Caledon Trailway?
Finally, after apparently 3 years of talking about it, we went to Limehouse. Here's a little history. Stuff about the kilns, which are now in ruins.
The reason I wanted to go initially was because I think I heard an interview about it on CBC Radio 1 (very early one morning on Fresh Air most likely). The announcer was actually in the field walking around with a guide and it sounded like magic. They talked about the escarpment and The Bruce Trail and the kiln ruins. Ever since then I've been wanting to find the place and walk around with the dog.
More fun to me than the kilns was the 2.8 km hiking loop which is easy and very pretty. You walk down into the valley along Black Creek (following the blue trail markers) and then up to the "Hole in the Wall" (scroll down to Toronto Bruce Trail Association section) which is a series of enormous cracks in the earth that you may scramble in and out of. Some holes have ladders, some you must descend and scale yourself. Coming back you follow the white trail markers.
Next up, The Cheltenham Badlands? The Caledon Trailway?
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
The Best Abstinence Jewelry
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Weekend Jiblets
Nice Thanksgiving. Usually my most dreaded of the family-themed holiday weekends. On Friday I was dealing with work stress... It was a tough week. Maybe I need a change. I tagged along to an application launch party at The Pilot. No one minded. That one beer was absolutely awesome. I then visited Martha for what started as a wash and blow dry and what ended as a shag cut with bangs. After the hairdo I did some grocery shopping and connected with my brother and Ginny.
On Saturday morning very early Nick and my brother drove our car to Washington DC. They are coming back today. That day I explored the city with Ginny. I saw the Andy Warhol exhibit, had lunch at Agora and then scoped this shop called Fashion Crimes. We then wandered home and later had dinner with at La Palette in Kensington Market. I love it - very French. I ate horsemeat - no joke. I wanted to see Sergio Mendes at Massey Hall but was too tired.
On Sunday I forget what happened. Oh yeah, huge walk on the beach with the dog and I fixed my toilet after picking up the appropriate stuff at Home Depot. I am surprised that I fixed my own toilet. At night I went to Susie's parents' house for a huge turkey din-din. There were a lot of people there and it was quite fun. It made me wonder why I was so bitter about Thanksgiving before.
On Monday I saw AA. I usually see her on the weekend. I always bring her a cup of Tim Horton's coffee with milk. She was not feeling well on Sunday but she was fine on Monday. She gave me a beautiful book of poetry that belonged to Katherine. I also visited with Gertrude. She is right out of it. She held my hand and asked me if I was "from headquarters".
After AA I picked up Toni and Dawson and we headed out to Milton / Escarpment area to pick apples and tootle around. You know from the 401 on the way to Guelph, right by Milton, you can see (on the right side) on the escarpment there's a large crevice and what looks like a bridge that spans it? We explored that. It's part of the Bruce Trail - called the "Dufferin Gap", it's a footbridge erected by the Bruce Trail Association to span the gap over the old Dufferin Quarry. It is really lovely right now. You can find out online how to get there. The apples we picked are yummy. When we got back to the city the girls took me out for diner food at New York Cafe (very much a dive at Broadview and Danforth). That is all. The best Thanksgiving weekend in years.
Nice Thanksgiving. Usually my most dreaded of the family-themed holiday weekends. On Friday I was dealing with work stress... It was a tough week. Maybe I need a change. I tagged along to an application launch party at The Pilot. No one minded. That one beer was absolutely awesome. I then visited Martha for what started as a wash and blow dry and what ended as a shag cut with bangs. After the hairdo I did some grocery shopping and connected with my brother and Ginny.
On Saturday morning very early Nick and my brother drove our car to Washington DC. They are coming back today. That day I explored the city with Ginny. I saw the Andy Warhol exhibit, had lunch at Agora and then scoped this shop called Fashion Crimes. We then wandered home and later had dinner with at La Palette in Kensington Market. I love it - very French. I ate horsemeat - no joke. I wanted to see Sergio Mendes at Massey Hall but was too tired.
On Sunday I forget what happened. Oh yeah, huge walk on the beach with the dog and I fixed my toilet after picking up the appropriate stuff at Home Depot. I am surprised that I fixed my own toilet. At night I went to Susie's parents' house for a huge turkey din-din. There were a lot of people there and it was quite fun. It made me wonder why I was so bitter about Thanksgiving before.
On Monday I saw AA. I usually see her on the weekend. I always bring her a cup of Tim Horton's coffee with milk. She was not feeling well on Sunday but she was fine on Monday. She gave me a beautiful book of poetry that belonged to Katherine. I also visited with Gertrude. She is right out of it. She held my hand and asked me if I was "from headquarters".
After AA I picked up Toni and Dawson and we headed out to Milton / Escarpment area to pick apples and tootle around. You know from the 401 on the way to Guelph, right by Milton, you can see (on the right side) on the escarpment there's a large crevice and what looks like a bridge that spans it? We explored that. It's part of the Bruce Trail - called the "Dufferin Gap", it's a footbridge erected by the Bruce Trail Association to span the gap over the old Dufferin Quarry. It is really lovely right now. You can find out online how to get there. The apples we picked are yummy. When we got back to the city the girls took me out for diner food at New York Cafe (very much a dive at Broadview and Danforth). That is all. The best Thanksgiving weekend in years.
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
He's Not Heavy, He's My Fag
From today's Page Six:
Mickey Rourke says calling somebody a "fag" is OK in his book. Talking about Page Six's item last month on his near-fight with a drunken fan at Macelleria downtown, the tough guy actor tells this week's Time Out: "He was really, really out of control - some big fuckin' obnoxious fag. I don't mean fag in a derogatory way, just like the guy was a jerk-off. Look, I'm not afraid to say the word 'fag' . . . I've got plenty of gay friends. We toss the word around. If I wanna say, 'fag,' I'm gonna fuckin' say it. And if somebody has a problem with that, they can kiss my fuckin' ass!"
I have to say, I LOVE the word fag. Sounds like Mickey and me have a lot in common.
From today's Page Six:
Mickey Rourke says calling somebody a "fag" is OK in his book. Talking about Page Six's item last month on his near-fight with a drunken fan at Macelleria downtown, the tough guy actor tells this week's Time Out: "He was really, really out of control - some big fuckin' obnoxious fag. I don't mean fag in a derogatory way, just like the guy was a jerk-off. Look, I'm not afraid to say the word 'fag' . . . I've got plenty of gay friends. We toss the word around. If I wanna say, 'fag,' I'm gonna fuckin' say it. And if somebody has a problem with that, they can kiss my fuckin' ass!"
I have to say, I LOVE the word fag. Sounds like Mickey and me have a lot in common.
Monday, October 02, 2006
The Tall, the Short and the Positively Midgetified
Ok, I know I've waxed on about Richard Crouse here before. I have to admit, I can't lay off the tall ones. God only knows why but I checked his site this morning. The usual boring updates about movies he's reviewed and his day-to-day work. Then I scrolled down to the September 15 update where there are a number of interesting pictures from the TIFF 06. OMG please go there and look. Know that Mr. Crouse is a tall guy. But check out the celebs! How the hell are they famous with those bods? John Waters has a freaking pinhead. Viggo Mortensen has bad posture. Marc Anthony looks like Richard's scrawny jailbird nephew or something, he's so damn diminutive. Pierce Brosnan can stalk me any day - the man cannot take a bad photo. I still have a crush on Jennifer Coolidge. We all know that Christina Ricci is a pipsqueak but Richard's arm around her looks nice and protective.
Ok, I know I've waxed on about Richard Crouse here before. I have to admit, I can't lay off the tall ones. God only knows why but I checked his site this morning. The usual boring updates about movies he's reviewed and his day-to-day work. Then I scrolled down to the September 15 update where there are a number of interesting pictures from the TIFF 06. OMG please go there and look. Know that Mr. Crouse is a tall guy. But check out the celebs! How the hell are they famous with those bods? John Waters has a freaking pinhead. Viggo Mortensen has bad posture. Marc Anthony looks like Richard's scrawny jailbird nephew or something, he's so damn diminutive. Pierce Brosnan can stalk me any day - the man cannot take a bad photo. I still have a crush on Jennifer Coolidge. We all know that Christina Ricci is a pipsqueak but Richard's arm around her looks nice and protective.
