Tuesday, April 25, 2006
Oh Fuck Yeah
Friday, April 21, 2006
We Are The Champions, My Friends
And we'll keep on fighting til the end... Ah Freddy. I miss you and your extreme overbiting. Your stadium rock anthems. And your quiet English ways.
Basically, I could not look worse here, due to the fact that I'm wearing at least 50lbs of equipment and wearing a Jason mask.
And we'll keep on fighting til the end... Ah Freddy. I miss you and your extreme overbiting. Your stadium rock anthems. And your quiet English ways.
Basically, I could not look worse here, due to the fact that I'm wearing at least 50lbs of equipment and wearing a Jason mask.
Monday, April 17, 2006
How On Earth Can This Be Real?
Craigslist is sometimes scary for tourists like me. Can this be real? I figure it's either a girl getting revenge or a bachelor party prank or, sadly / frighteningly some sort of gay-bashing setup.
Craigslist is sometimes scary for tourists like me. Can this be real? I figure it's either a girl getting revenge or a bachelor party prank or, sadly / frighteningly some sort of gay-bashing setup.
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
I Think Page Six Got It Wrong
My beloved Stephen Baldwin is NOT the "least-known" of the acting Baldwins. Are they crazy? Have they no fact-checkers?
ACTOR FLEES PORN INVASION
April 12, 2006 -- STEPHEN Baldwin has gotten his XXX kicked - he's gone from fighting porn to fleeing town. The born-again Christian actor, who's been battling to boot an X-rated video and sex shop from his pricey Rockland County neighborhood, has suddenly put his house on the market. The stunning, 1850 Victorian abode - which boasts seven bedrooms, five bathrooms and three fireplaces on 1.3 lush acres in the Upper Grandview section of Nyack - is up for grabs at $3.4 million. The least-known of the acting Baldwin brothers -including Alec, Billy and Daniel - said earlier this year he would shame patrons of a smut emporium along Route 59 by snapping photos of their license plates and publishing their names in a local paper. But now he's moving to a new neighborhood without the riffraff. Baldwin has reportedly been looking with his wife, Kennya, at homes in upstate Montebello, Bear Mountain, Warwick and Tompkins Cove. But his flack, Brad Taylor, insisted that just because Baldwin is leaving Nyack, it doesn't mean he's throwing in the towel. He said "The Usual Suspects" star will continue to fight the porn shop with hardcore video booths.
My beloved Stephen Baldwin is NOT the "least-known" of the acting Baldwins. Are they crazy? Have they no fact-checkers?
ACTOR FLEES PORN INVASION
April 12, 2006 -- STEPHEN Baldwin has gotten his XXX kicked - he's gone from fighting porn to fleeing town. The born-again Christian actor, who's been battling to boot an X-rated video and sex shop from his pricey Rockland County neighborhood, has suddenly put his house on the market. The stunning, 1850 Victorian abode - which boasts seven bedrooms, five bathrooms and three fireplaces on 1.3 lush acres in the Upper Grandview section of Nyack - is up for grabs at $3.4 million. The least-known of the acting Baldwin brothers -including Alec, Billy and Daniel - said earlier this year he would shame patrons of a smut emporium along Route 59 by snapping photos of their license plates and publishing their names in a local paper. But now he's moving to a new neighborhood without the riffraff. Baldwin has reportedly been looking with his wife, Kennya, at homes in upstate Montebello, Bear Mountain, Warwick and Tompkins Cove. But his flack, Brad Taylor, insisted that just because Baldwin is leaving Nyack, it doesn't mean he's throwing in the towel. He said "The Usual Suspects" star will continue to fight the porn shop with hardcore video booths.
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Bikers Are Sexy
Make that "scary" and also "ugly".
Make that "scary" and also "ugly".
Friday, April 07, 2006
These Chips Are... Nice
Thank You For Being An Idiot
