Tuesday, February 28, 2006
When Susie Got Married
My oldest friend Susie finally got married. Man, it was a good time. She married her b-f Rich in a classy ceremony at the top of an office tower in a gorgeous restaurant. I gave a short grace right before the meal.
When Susie and I were kids we were very chic and cool.
Yes, that's right, please note the polyester socks and orthopedic shoes. Also, Sue's shorts are almost cresting her tits. But anyway. We are like 12 here.
We always had the best time together. We would tell endless stories, make up endless games.
One time we went to California together because her dad had a plant there and we thought it would be cool to go to San Jose. San Jose was not so cool, but driving down Pacific Highway 1 was. We took the long way down the coast to LA. I think I get my love of driving and cool cars from Sue.
This picture was taken as we pulled up to lights in Beverly Hills. We were at an intersection where they have that little brown Beverly Hills street sign. And that's when I looked over to the next lane and started shrieking because I saw this woman with curlers in her hair.
My oldest friend Susie finally got married. Man, it was a good time. She married her b-f Rich in a classy ceremony at the top of an office tower in a gorgeous restaurant. I gave a short grace right before the meal.
When Susie and I were kids we were very chic and cool.
Yes, that's right, please note the polyester socks and orthopedic shoes. Also, Sue's shorts are almost cresting her tits. But anyway. We are like 12 here.
We always had the best time together. We would tell endless stories, make up endless games.
One time we went to California together because her dad had a plant there and we thought it would be cool to go to San Jose. San Jose was not so cool, but driving down Pacific Highway 1 was. We took the long way down the coast to LA. I think I get my love of driving and cool cars from Sue.
This picture was taken as we pulled up to lights in Beverly Hills. We were at an intersection where they have that little brown Beverly Hills street sign. And that's when I looked over to the next lane and started shrieking because I saw this woman with curlers in her hair.
Well, that was pretty funny to us. Also amusing was finally finding the Hollywood sign. And the Bee Gee's star on the walk of fame.
Anypoopers, Sue's married now and I wish her all the best.
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
We promised to take body shots 
My name tags
Jackie forgot to let them know to make the haggis.
Could It Be True? I LOVE NICK NOLTE
In today's Gawker Stalker (middle, bottom):
"Saw a very unkempt Nick Nolte at the Borders in the Time Warner Center. He was lying on the floor in the Buddhism/Metaphysical Studies section. Playing a harmonica. He looked much worse than the infamous mug shot."
Wouldn't it be nice.
In today's Gawker Stalker (middle, bottom):
"Saw a very unkempt Nick Nolte at the Borders in the Time Warner Center. He was lying on the floor in the Buddhism/Metaphysical Studies section. Playing a harmonica. He looked much worse than the infamous mug shot."
Wouldn't it be nice.
It Made Me Laugh 'Til I Cried
Exchanged some emails with Sean this aft. Was inquiring about a dude I am gently cyber stalking, having met him at a wedding on Sat. night. During said stalking I was surprised to learn that the dude used to live in Ottawa and actually worked at the company where I used to work, and where Sean still works.
I wrote Sean:
"Do you remember someone at Corel – Xxx Xxxxxxx?"
He writes:
"No.. but I do remember a guy called Jim Faghood - he drove that beamer with the pink triangle made of oak on the hood."
I write, and I'm crying at this point:
"No no, wrong gay..."
How I miss that guy (Sean, not "Jim").
Exchanged some emails with Sean this aft. Was inquiring about a dude I am gently cyber stalking, having met him at a wedding on Sat. night. During said stalking I was surprised to learn that the dude used to live in Ottawa and actually worked at the company where I used to work, and where Sean still works.
I wrote Sean:
"Do you remember someone at Corel – Xxx Xxxxxxx?"
He writes:
"No.. but I do remember a guy called Jim Faghood - he drove that beamer with the pink triangle made of oak on the hood."
I write, and I'm crying at this point:
"No no, wrong gay..."
How I miss that guy (Sean, not "Jim").
Monday, February 20, 2006
Goldilocks Speaks
I was asked by a few people how my hair got so curly after my hairdresser styled it a few times ago, and specifically what was the product. It was called re:coil by AG Hair. My hair looked exactly like the model's hair (follow the link and see, it was VERY cute).
I was asked by a few people how my hair got so curly after my hairdresser styled it a few times ago, and specifically what was the product. It was called re:coil by AG Hair. My hair looked exactly like the model's hair (follow the link and see, it was VERY cute).
Why I Loved The Olympics
The cheerleaders. In a truly What The Fuck? moment I discovered the Turin Olympic cheerleaders while watching the first women's hockey game.
The cheerleaders. In a truly What The Fuck? moment I discovered the Turin Olympic cheerleaders while watching the first women's hockey game.
Friday, February 17, 2006
BabySHAMbles
The Samaritans have today recruited 600 extra staff to deal with an expected surge in calls as troubled fans come to terms with today’s revelations about rocker and teen icon Pete Doherty. In a surprise press conference today, the men behind Doherty’s career revealed themselves and admitted that the Libertines, Babyshambles, the tales of drug use, the armed robberies and the affair with supermodel Kate Moss have all been part of one of the largest hoaxes in British history.
As (re-)reported in Page Six.
The Samaritans have today recruited 600 extra staff to deal with an expected surge in calls as troubled fans come to terms with today’s revelations about rocker and teen icon Pete Doherty. In a surprise press conference today, the men behind Doherty’s career revealed themselves and admitted that the Libertines, Babyshambles, the tales of drug use, the armed robberies and the affair with supermodel Kate Moss have all been part of one of the largest hoaxes in British history.
As (re-)reported in Page Six.
Thursday, February 16, 2006
Weekend To End Breast Cancer
I am more than halfway to my goal of raising $2000! You may as well know, I fuckin' hate this walk. But I'm doing it again because I'm in the best physical shape I've ever been in, and I want people to remember how much it sucks to lose your mom to breast cancer. So don't be afraid to slide me some dosh on behalf of me and my mom! WORD!
I am more than halfway to my goal of raising $2000! You may as well know, I fuckin' hate this walk. But I'm doing it again because I'm in the best physical shape I've ever been in, and I want people to remember how much it sucks to lose your mom to breast cancer. So don't be afraid to slide me some dosh on behalf of me and my mom! WORD!
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
What The...?
Since I'm getting older my hair has started to change. It's gone from very straight and of a normal consistency to super-thick and kinky / wavy / curly. Check out exhibit A below. That's a piece of hair taken from my scalp last night. It's end-to-end kinks! And I swear I'm not yet going grey. I'm starting to get a blond afro. The last time my hairdresser gave me a wash and blow dry she made my hair crazy-crazy-crazy curly simply by using some product and then manipulating it with her hands when she dried it. It was truly strange.
Since I'm getting older my hair has started to change. It's gone from very straight and of a normal consistency to super-thick and kinky / wavy / curly. Check out exhibit A below. That's a piece of hair taken from my scalp last night. It's end-to-end kinks! And I swear I'm not yet going grey. I'm starting to get a blond afro. The last time my hairdresser gave me a wash and blow dry she made my hair crazy-crazy-crazy curly simply by using some product and then manipulating it with her hands when she dried it. It was truly strange.
Unruly!
Monday, February 13, 2006
Getting ready to make a save!
Yea! Another awesome save by me!
Made the save!
At the ready...
Another save...
Monday, February 06, 2006
Jeez!
What A Bruiser
I got slashed at hockey last night after making a save, right where the bottom of my thigh is exposed when my knees are bent.
I got slashed at hockey last night after making a save, right where the bottom of my thigh is exposed when my knees are bent.
Yuck
Ouch!
Smack
The Huff
I rarely check out Arianna Huffington because I don't care about American politics that much, but I thought this post by Nora Ephron was kind of funny, especially where she says people look like their dogs (#22). Man, I so wish that was true. My dog is HOT.
I rarely check out Arianna Huffington because I don't care about American politics that much, but I thought this post by Nora Ephron was kind of funny, especially where she says people look like their dogs (#22). Man, I so wish that was true. My dog is HOT.
Friday, February 03, 2006
I Heart The New York Post
In today's Page Six they called Paris Hilton a "celebutard" which has had me cracking up all day, mostly because it's true.
In today's Page Six they called Paris Hilton a "celebutard" which has had me cracking up all day, mostly because it's true.
Nip-Naps
I love this Gawker Stalker piece so much because it involves Elaine's, an ascot and the current state of Uma's nipples:
"Was holding court at Elaine’s last night (it involves a lot of ascot wearing and punctuating my points by tapping a cane on the floor) and spotted Uma Thurman enjoying a dinner with boyfriend, Andre Balazs, and two other dudes. She ate her entrée and then hit the bathroom for such a long duration that she must have either been making Kill Bill Volume 3 or filling her sizeable nostrils with all sorts of bad things. Anyhow, it was Andre’s birthday and the staff sang to him. He looked happy; Uma looked kind of embarrassed. Oh, and she¹s just as tall/hot in real life as she is in the many nude scenes she filmed before motherhood ruined her nip-naps."
I love this Gawker Stalker piece so much because it involves Elaine's, an ascot and the current state of Uma's nipples:
"Was holding court at Elaine’s last night (it involves a lot of ascot wearing and punctuating my points by tapping a cane on the floor) and spotted Uma Thurman enjoying a dinner with boyfriend, Andre Balazs, and two other dudes. She ate her entrée and then hit the bathroom for such a long duration that she must have either been making Kill Bill Volume 3 or filling her sizeable nostrils with all sorts of bad things. Anyhow, it was Andre’s birthday and the staff sang to him. He looked happy; Uma looked kind of embarrassed. Oh, and she¹s just as tall/hot in real life as she is in the many nude scenes she filmed before motherhood ruined her nip-naps."
