Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Put on a bra, girl!
Me, Britney and Our Dress
I found this pic on Jossip today. I wore this dress to a couple of weddings last summer!
I found this pic on Jossip today. I wore this dress to a couple of weddings last summer!
Lucky Lucky Money Money
Here's my horoscope, which they did for us at work, as a treat.
Year of the Monkey (subsign Earth) -- Born August 13, 1968
There are 12 animals, each with 5 subsigns, there are 60 years to a cycle, just as there are 60 minutes to an hour and 60 seconds to a minute.
Monkeys tend to be erratic but it’s a tinged with genius. Monkeys are versatile, inventive, original, decisive, sensible and a great problem-solver. Monkeys thirst for knowledge and have the potential to achieve fame and fortune. Monkeys have a streak of cunning and the ability to hide her cunning.
Monkeys with subsign earth are monkeys in the mountain, she will not lack any material needs. She can be a good business woman, whatever she decides to do with her life, she will succeed. She will not have to chase after money, the money will follow her. Her old age will be filled with money, material belongings.
Monkey people born in August are sincere and courageous. They are not afraid of hard work. She has strong will. If she starts on something she will not quit until she achieved what she set out to do.
2006 is the year of Dogs. (January 29, 2006 will be the beginning of the year of dogs). Year of thedog is a very good year for the monkey people. There will be three lucky stars shine on the monkey.
Her business will shine. Her career will advance. There will be big leap forward in her business or career. The people working for her will willing co-operate and work hard for her.
Her family life will achieve harmony this year, monkey people will be loving and caring with the people around her.
And the third star will bring money into her life.
This is a good year for the monkey, but she will have to work hard. Therefore remember to take time to rest. And pay attention when driving. When the mind or the body is tired, do not drive. It can cause you and other people to an accident.
Monkey people are compatible with rats, boars and snakes. But stay away from tiger people. The signs that are not mentioned here will not harm monkey people but will not compliment with monkey people either.
Rat-1936,1948,1960
Boar-1935,1947,1959
Snake-1941,1953,1965
Dragon-1928,1940,1952,1964
Tiger-1938,1950,1962
Here's my horoscope, which they did for us at work, as a treat.
Year of the Monkey (subsign Earth) -- Born August 13, 1968
There are 12 animals, each with 5 subsigns, there are 60 years to a cycle, just as there are 60 minutes to an hour and 60 seconds to a minute.
Monkeys tend to be erratic but it’s a tinged with genius. Monkeys are versatile, inventive, original, decisive, sensible and a great problem-solver. Monkeys thirst for knowledge and have the potential to achieve fame and fortune. Monkeys have a streak of cunning and the ability to hide her cunning.
Monkeys with subsign earth are monkeys in the mountain, she will not lack any material needs. She can be a good business woman, whatever she decides to do with her life, she will succeed. She will not have to chase after money, the money will follow her. Her old age will be filled with money, material belongings.
Monkey people born in August are sincere and courageous. They are not afraid of hard work. She has strong will. If she starts on something she will not quit until she achieved what she set out to do.
2006 is the year of Dogs. (January 29, 2006 will be the beginning of the year of dogs). Year of thedog is a very good year for the monkey people. There will be three lucky stars shine on the monkey.
Her business will shine. Her career will advance. There will be big leap forward in her business or career. The people working for her will willing co-operate and work hard for her.
Her family life will achieve harmony this year, monkey people will be loving and caring with the people around her.
And the third star will bring money into her life.
This is a good year for the monkey, but she will have to work hard. Therefore remember to take time to rest. And pay attention when driving. When the mind or the body is tired, do not drive. It can cause you and other people to an accident.
Monkey people are compatible with rats, boars and snakes. But stay away from tiger people. The signs that are not mentioned here will not harm monkey people but will not compliment with monkey people either.
Rat-1936,1948,1960
Boar-1935,1947,1959
Snake-1941,1953,1965
Dragon-1928,1940,1952,1964
Tiger-1938,1950,1962
Tuesday, January 24, 2006
The Betty Manifesto
Energy and the Environment
Canada Leads the World
Canada to lead the world in low impact energy sources and preservation of the environment. This to be our #1 foreign policy platform.
Power In The House
As I've said before, we would all have to work a little for our energy. About riding exercise bikes for household power, I had never even seen "Soylent Green" before I thought this up. Turns out that others have thought it up too. So, we have treadmills or stationary bikes in our homes and everyone, by law, must do a half hour a day to recharge giant neighbourhood batteries. If you are too old, have no arms or legs, just gave birth, had surgery or are otherwise handicapped, you're exempt. This makes people physically work for their power and think about how much effort it takes to generate even a small amount of energy. It also makes all us fat asses get off our duffs and get some exercise.
Planned Blackouts
Yo, I LOVED the blackout a few years ago. Everyone was hanging on their porches drinking wine, chatting with neighbours. Kids played safely in the streets. I would love to have this happen again, but in a highly planned way. The only things that wouldn't stop running are traffic lights and hospitals. Everything else would be cut off at a designated time. I would have the blackouts probably 2 or 3 evenings a month in spring, summer and fall, starting at 5pm and ending at 5am the next morning. The purpose of the planned blackouts is to make everyone STOP EVERYTHING, slow down and live WITHOUT power for 10 or 12 hours.
Current Energy Sources
All current sources must be brought to Kyoto standards and beyond with net zero impact on environment.
Nuclear Energy
Present nuclear power plants ok, but they have to have zero impact on the environment. See the waste policy.
Coal Burning
No more coal burning or any other widescale burning of materials to create energy.
Hydro Electricity
Present dams and hydro electric plants ok, pending the adhere to waste and energy policies. No new damming or hydro electric plants to be built.
Wind Power
Wind turbines to be built in every community where possible.
Solar Power
Every home, business and means of transportation to be outfitted with solar panels and batteries where possible.
Household Waste and Recycling
Household waste and recycling to be sorted and defined even more. Much more emphasis on recycling and more recycling plants. No more dumps in clear cuts or mines. No burning of garbage. All garbage collected and sent via spaceship to the sun where it will incinerate. See The Space Garbage Program
Industrial Waste and Recycling
Same as above.
The Space Garbage Program
A space station is built to collect garbage brought by rocket transport from earth. Barges of garbage collected and launched from the space station and sent to the sun. I know this sounds totally crazy and expensive but I can honestly think of nothing better.
Fossil Fuels
Fossil fuels are still harvested but with greatly reduced demand.
Cars and Transportation
Electric, battery, solar, ethanol, whatever. I don't know how to make a sensible fuel from airplanes though. Work on teletransportation to reduce dependance on airplanes.
People and Society
Crime
Penal System
Deviants
Guns
Police
Teachers
Death
Abortion
Disease
Health
Food and Nutrician
Medicine
Sex and Sexuality
Finance
Taxation
Energy and the Environment
Canada Leads the World
Canada to lead the world in low impact energy sources and preservation of the environment. This to be our #1 foreign policy platform.
Power In The House
As I've said before, we would all have to work a little for our energy. About riding exercise bikes for household power, I had never even seen "Soylent Green" before I thought this up. Turns out that others have thought it up too. So, we have treadmills or stationary bikes in our homes and everyone, by law, must do a half hour a day to recharge giant neighbourhood batteries. If you are too old, have no arms or legs, just gave birth, had surgery or are otherwise handicapped, you're exempt. This makes people physically work for their power and think about how much effort it takes to generate even a small amount of energy. It also makes all us fat asses get off our duffs and get some exercise.
Planned Blackouts
Yo, I LOVED the blackout a few years ago. Everyone was hanging on their porches drinking wine, chatting with neighbours. Kids played safely in the streets. I would love to have this happen again, but in a highly planned way. The only things that wouldn't stop running are traffic lights and hospitals. Everything else would be cut off at a designated time. I would have the blackouts probably 2 or 3 evenings a month in spring, summer and fall, starting at 5pm and ending at 5am the next morning. The purpose of the planned blackouts is to make everyone STOP EVERYTHING, slow down and live WITHOUT power for 10 or 12 hours.
Current Energy Sources
All current sources must be brought to Kyoto standards and beyond with net zero impact on environment.
Nuclear Energy
Present nuclear power plants ok, but they have to have zero impact on the environment. See the waste policy.
Coal Burning
No more coal burning or any other widescale burning of materials to create energy.
Hydro Electricity
Present dams and hydro electric plants ok, pending the adhere to waste and energy policies. No new damming or hydro electric plants to be built.
Wind Power
Wind turbines to be built in every community where possible.
Solar Power
Every home, business and means of transportation to be outfitted with solar panels and batteries where possible.
Household Waste and Recycling
Household waste and recycling to be sorted and defined even more. Much more emphasis on recycling and more recycling plants. No more dumps in clear cuts or mines. No burning of garbage. All garbage collected and sent via spaceship to the sun where it will incinerate. See The Space Garbage Program
Industrial Waste and Recycling
Same as above.
The Space Garbage Program
A space station is built to collect garbage brought by rocket transport from earth. Barges of garbage collected and launched from the space station and sent to the sun. I know this sounds totally crazy and expensive but I can honestly think of nothing better.
Fossil Fuels
Fossil fuels are still harvested but with greatly reduced demand.
Cars and Transportation
Electric, battery, solar, ethanol, whatever. I don't know how to make a sensible fuel from airplanes though. Work on teletransportation to reduce dependance on airplanes.
People and Society
Crime
Penal System
Deviants
Guns
Police
Teachers
Death
Abortion
Disease
Health
Food and Nutrician
Medicine
Sex and Sexuality
Finance
Taxation
Thursday, January 19, 2006
Crimes Against Boob-manity
Drew here and here, and Alanis here, all taken at the Golden Globes (hee, "globes"). I think this is pretty bad, going braless in this circumstance, especially with substantial ta-tas like these girls have.
But Nick thinks it's the dresses that are the crimes. He said, "You gots to let them out to breath and roam around." To which I said, what the fuck? Not at an awards show you don't, unless it's the Adult Video News Awards.
Drew here and here, and Alanis here, all taken at the Golden Globes (hee, "globes"). I think this is pretty bad, going braless in this circumstance, especially with substantial ta-tas like these girls have.
But Nick thinks it's the dresses that are the crimes. He said, "You gots to let them out to breath and roam around." To which I said, what the fuck? Not at an awards show you don't, unless it's the Adult Video News Awards.
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
Canada is Very Special to Tori Spelling
Tor-babe says she wants to get married here this spring (second item down, "Always a bride"), despite already being married. Tori - you, your meta-groom and your perilous boobs stay the fuck out of Canada, ya hear?
Tor-babe says she wants to get married here this spring (second item down, "Always a bride"), despite already being married. Tori - you, your meta-groom and your perilous boobs stay the fuck out of Canada, ya hear?
Friday, January 06, 2006
Guy with burning cereal box on top of his head.
A 'tard with some friends.
Dr. Zaius
Ghillie
Tuesday, January 03, 2006
On Hiatus
Until further notice.
Until further notice.
